June 2012
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May 2012
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“Life is too short to work for assholes.”
– John Lithgow on The Nerdist Podcast
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Me: I'm feeling pretty good. I think I'll run two laps out of the 10 I'm walking around this track.
My knee (an hour later): Bitch! What were you thinking?
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“There is no more effective camouflage in history than to have been born a woman.”
– Nancy Goldstone in The Maid and the Queen
April 2012
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Things I Did Over The 3-Day Weekend That We Not...
provenance:
1. Sleep
2. Dye my hair chestnut brown.
3. Watch television.
4. Walk around til my feet were sore.
5. Watch even more tv.
Procrastination, I’m good at it, yo.
Off to take a shower, read a book, and oh, probably not clean my house.
You forgot “drank Abita Strawberry.”
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buscatalog:
This is exactly how I feel today.
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March 2012
13 posts
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“Well quelle fucking surprise”
– Greg Proops
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February 2012
9 posts
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“Eulogy
Not everyone grows up to be an astronaut.
Not everyone grows up to be...”
– Frank Turner
January 2012
12 posts
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