• Me: I'm feeling pretty good. I think I'll run two laps out of the 10 I'm walking around this track.
  • My knee (an hour later): Bitch! What were you thinking?
I’m not trying to be all Ms. Judgey-pants or anything, but do you really think it’s a good idea to buy your pregnancy test at the dollar store?

I’m not trying to be all Ms. Judgey-pants or anything, but do you really think it’s a good idea to buy your pregnancy test at the dollar store?